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"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
9+ Quotes by Woody Allen
A curated collection of 9 inspirational quotes by Woody Allen on life, wisdom, and the human experience.
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"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
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"I failed to make the chess team because of my height."
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"I failed to make the chess team because of my height."
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"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
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"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job."
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"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers."
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"His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy."
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"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats."