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"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
7+ Quotes by Steven Wright
A curated collection of 7 inspirational quotes by Steven Wright on life, wisdom, and the human experience.
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"What's another word for Thesaurus?"
— Steven Wright
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"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
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"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."
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"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."
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"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
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"I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."