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"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."
5+ Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
A curated collection of 5 inspirational quotes by Rodney Dangerfield on life, wisdom, and the human experience.
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
— Rodney Dangerfield
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"My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home."
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"A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home."
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"At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't."