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"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
6+ Quotes by Phyllis Diller
A curated collection of 6 inspirational quotes by Phyllis Diller on life, wisdom, and the human experience.
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"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."
— Phyllis Diller
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"The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron."
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"The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron."
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"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
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"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."