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14+ Quotes by P. J. O'Rourke

A curated collection of 14 inspirational quotes by P. J. O'Rourke on life, wisdom, and the human experience.

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Featured Quote
"Never fight an inanimate object."
— P. J. O'Rourke

All Quotes by P. J. O'Rourke

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"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."
Humor Quotes
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"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them."
Humor Quotes
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"Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly."
Humor Quotes
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"Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly."
Discipline
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"Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly."
Self Discipline
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"Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies."
Health Quotes
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"I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it."
Home Quotes
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"Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy."
Hope
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"I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've done as a 'learning experience.' It makes me feel less stupid."
Wisdom
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"Positive rights are the right to shelter, the right to education, the right to health care, the right to a living wage. These things are - these are, I would call them, more properly, political rights rather than positive rights. And they are extremely tricky, because now we are dealing with things that are zero sum."
Learning Quotes
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"Positive rights are the right to shelter, the right to education, the right to health care, the right to a living wage. These things are - these are, I would call them, more properly, political rights rather than positive rights. And they are extremely tricky, because now we are dealing with things that are zero sum."
Healing
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"Positive rights are the right to shelter, the right to education, the right to health care, the right to a living wage. These things are - these are, I would call them, more properly, political rights rather than positive rights. And they are extremely tricky, because now we are dealing with things that are zero sum."
Positive Thinking
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"Positive rights are the right to shelter, the right to education, the right to health care, the right to a living wage. These things are - these are, I would call them, more properly, political rights rather than positive rights. And they are extremely tricky, because now we are dealing with things that are zero sum."
Wellness
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