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"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle."
5+ Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
A curated collection of 5 inspirational quotes by Mitch Hedberg on life, wisdom, and the human experience.
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"A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap."
— Mitch Hedberg
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"This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty."
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"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."
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"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"