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"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV."
6+ Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
A curated collection of 6 inspirational quotes by Jerry Seinfeld on life, wisdom, and the human experience.
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"I love being a dad. I just love it."
— Jerry Seinfeld
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"The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!"
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"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it."
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"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
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"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."