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"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad but New York City?"
A curated collection of 5 inspirational quotes by Henny Youngman on life, wisdom, and the human experience.
"If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving."
"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad but New York City?"
"This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!"
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."