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"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad but New York City?"
5+ Quotes by Henny Youngman
A curated collection of 5 inspirational quotes by Henny Youngman on life, wisdom, and the human experience.
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"If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving."
— Henny Youngman
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"This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!"
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"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
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"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."