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"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
7+ Quotes by Groucho Marx
A curated collection of 7 inspirational quotes by Groucho Marx on life, wisdom, and the human experience.
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
— Groucho Marx
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"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
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"All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats."
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"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
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"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
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"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."