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"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
6+ Quotes by Fred Allen
A curated collection of 6 inspirational quotes by Fred Allen on life, wisdom, and the human experience.
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"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."
— Fred Allen
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"My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense."
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"The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion."
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"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there."
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"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."