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12+ Quotes by Erma Bombeck

A curated collection of 12 inspirational quotes by Erma Bombeck on life, wisdom, and the human experience.

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"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
— Erma Bombeck
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"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."
Humor Quotes
3 "Never have more children than you have car windows."
Humor Quotes
4 "It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else."
Strength
5 "Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
Dreams Quotes
6 "Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other."
Success
7 "Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."
Success
8 "All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them."
Strength
9 "Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."
Home Quotes
10 "When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
Hope
11 "Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."
Home Quotes
12 "For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."
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