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"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand."
5+ Quotes by Emo Philips
A curated collection of 5 inspirational quotes by Emo Philips on life, wisdom, and the human experience.
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"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."
— Emo Philips
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"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."
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"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
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"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."