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"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."
A curated collection of 5 inspirational quotes by Ellen DeGeneres on life, wisdom, and the human experience.
"I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut."
"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."
"I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves."
"The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift."
"We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed."