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"The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly."
6+ Quotes by Demetri Martin
A curated collection of 6 inspirational quotes by Demetri Martin on life, wisdom, and the human experience.
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"If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!"
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"I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside."
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"But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me."
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"I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers."
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"My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope."