14+ Quotes by Bill Cosby

"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."

"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."

"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."

"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework."

"People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on."

"People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on."

"Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die."

"Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes."

"Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific."

"I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal."